Can pets predict the future Article +
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
10:30 AM
It has come to my attention that the people of the United States are beginning to come to the conclusion that pets, particularly dogs have the ability to predict the events of the future with their 6th sense. I don't know who wrote the particular article that I heard this information from nor do I know what this mans dog is capable of doing, all that I know is that my dog can't tell that rabbit fur is not a food group therefore he proudly would not be considered a Nostradamus dog by any means.
As I read this article the article continued to list the multiple dog prediction encounters that have begun to happen. In the encounters the pet owners described that the dogs hid or ran around in circles just minutes before a major storm or hurricane. Let me tell you something, my dog is to afraid to go outside in the rain. To get my dog to go outside my dad needs to get an umbrella and hold it over him as he goes out. I swear that story is not made up, and yes we do get the umbrella out because what else are we suppose to do. Getting back to the story I can't believe that these people actually think that their dog can predict the future. If these people are actually thinking that they have Myan like dogs wouldn't they try to get predictions out of them other than the weather. Hay buddy if you want to know the weather that bad turn on the T.V. and look. If your dog could tell the future don't you think you would use the dog to predict things like where you will go to college or how many kids you'll have.
I have decided to make a prediction of my own and that would be that I would bet a million dollars that none of these writers have a particularly high IQ. A few minutes after writing this article I decided to look up this writer. When I looked at the article there was no author listed so apparently like the tootsie pop the world may never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of this guys brain. The only thing that matters is that I will never believe that any type of dog can ever predict the future.
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