Can pets predict the future Article
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
10:30 AM
It has come to my attention that the people of the United States are beginning to come to the conclusion that pets, particularly dogs have the ability to predict the events of the future with their 6th sense. I don't know who wrote the particular article that I heard this information from nor do I know what this mans dog is capable of doing, all that I know is that my dog can't tell that rabbit fur is not a food group therefore he proudly would not be considered a Nostradamus dog by any means.
As I read this article the article continued to list the multiple dog prediction encounters that have begun to happen. In the encounters the pet owners described that the dogs hid or ran around in circles just minutes before a major storm or hurricane. Let me tell you something, my dog is to afraid to go outside in the rain. To get my dog to go outside my dad needs to get an umbrella and hold it over him as he goes out. I swear that story is not made up, and yes we do get the umbrella out because what else are we suppose to do. Getting back to the story I can't believe that these people actually think that their dog can predict the future. If these people are actually thinking that they have Myan like dogs wouldn't they try to get predictions out of them other than the weather. Hay buddy if you want to know the weather that bad turn on the T.V. and look. If your dog could tell the future don't you think you would use the dog to predict things like where you will go to college or how many kids you'll have.
I have decided to make a prediction of my own and that would be that I would bet a million dollars that none of these writers have a particularly high IQ. A few minutes after writing this article I decided to look up this writer. When I looked at the article there was no author listed so apparently like the tootsie pop the world may never know how many licks it takes to get to the center of this guys brain. The only thing that matters is that I will never believe that any type of dog can ever predict the future.
Everyone Hates Peter Francis Geracy
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
10:10 AM
As most of us know the general public of the United States dislikes Peter Francis Geracy. The solemn reason for our dislike towards him is his incredibly boring commercials. As I went to bed last night I thought of a brilliant television idea. There is already a show called Everybody Hates Chris, and Everybody Loves Raymond why can't there be an Everyone Is Less Boring Than Peter Francis Geracy. Let me discus the plotline.
The episode stars out with Peter and a former banker going into a McDonalds. Please note that this would also be a great line for a joke. As I was saying they go into the McDonalds and the Banker gets a Big Mac but then here comes Peter Francis Geracy. He storms up and says why can’t you get something off the value menu and then asks the banker if he is in dept. The banker replies by saying yes I am in dept but a Big Mac does not cost much money. Peter looks him in the eye and says look, with my Chapter 7 and 13 plans I can get you out of dept. The banker then agrees to the offer but he would have no clue what he was getting himself into.
Peter and the banker then head into a dark basement where he is greeted by a man that continuously says 1-888-332-1400. At this point in time the banker begins to get frightened and says how is this going to get me out of dept. Peter then says, you see there is a reason why chapters 1-6 and 8-12 are not mentioned and that is because it is simply a trap that says that no information in chapters 7 and 13 are at all accurate. As a matter of fact Chapters 7 and 13 are basically just copies of Goodnight Moon. To be honest that is about as far as I got.
You can think of a lot of things when you are tired and as I look back this is one of the nuttiest things I have ever written. Although this idea may not get off the ground at least it is better than the time I thought of Elmo being hosted by the girl that says head on apply directly to the forehead. I guess in the end it was not a total loss.
