Everyone Hates Peter Francis Geracy ?

Wednesday, January 26, 2011
10:10 AM

As most of us know the general public of the United States dislikes Peter Francis Geracy. The solemn reason for our dislike towards him is his incredibly boring commercials. As I went to bed last night I thought of a brilliant television idea. There is already a show called Everybody Hates Chris, and Everybody Loves Raymond why can't there be an Everyone Is Less Boring Than Peter Francis Geracy. Let me discus the plotline.
The episode stars out with Peter and a former banker going into a McDonalds. Please note that this would also be a great line for a joke. As I was saying they go into the McDonalds and the Banker gets a Big Mac but then here comes Peter Francis Geracy. He storms up and says why can’t you get something off the value menu and then asks the banker if he is in dept. The banker replies by saying yes I am in dept but a Big Mac does not cost much money. Peter looks him in the eye and says look, with my Chapter 7 and 13 plans I can get you out of dept. The banker then agrees to the offer but he would have no clue what he was getting himself into.
Peter and the banker then head into a dark basement where he is greeted by a man that continuously says 1-888-332-1400. At this point in time the banker begins to get frightened and says how is this going to get me out of dept. Peter then says, you see there is a reason why chapters 1-6 and 8-12 are not mentioned and that is because it is simply a trap that says that no information in chapters 7 and 13 are at all accurate. As a matter of fact Chapters 7 and 13 are basically just copies of Goodnight Moon. To be honest that is about as far as I got.
You can think of a lot of things when you are tired and as I look back this is one of the nuttiest things I have ever written. Although this idea may not get off the ground at least it is better than the time I thought of Elmo being hosted by the girl that says head on apply directly to the forehead. I guess in the end it was not a total loss.